My friends made me do one of those skittles drop shots last night and, fuck. Do you guys actually realize how good they taste??

So get this scribbled on your chest,

'A loss that's shared is a loss felt less',

And I know we lost something,

Just can’t think of when or where,

And if I knew,

I’d meet you there,

And I’d say I’m sorry and that I’m wrong,

But how would you understand if you don’t sing along?

You’ve changed and outgrown,

It’s fine, I’ll stay young…

Why isn’t anyone going out for breakfast with me?
I’m hungry.

My friends made me do one of those skittles drop shots last night and, fuck. Do you guys actually realize how good they taste??

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

this fat asshole

Life hack: slap a unicolour filter on your selfie and you’ll hate yourself a little less.

Life hack: slap a unicolour filter on your selfie and you’ll hate yourself a little less.

Living with four guys means that sometimes there’s turds in your toilet.

Never lurk people on Instagram because you WILL accidentally like one of their photos from a year and a half ago and hate yourself for the rest of the week.

Noooo
The inside of my pant leg is wearing out. No one wants a hole in their crotch.

Some people use their desk drawers for boring shit like paper work, I prefer to use it for important things: snacks.

Some people use their desk drawers for boring shit like paper work, I prefer to use it for important things: snacks.

I’m also really tired and I should really sleep but instead I’m going to be a potato and watch tv.

I ate so much poutine so many hours ago and I think I might puke.

Jesus Fuck.

Jesus Fuck.

intensional:

i love this show

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE